Let the Wild Rumpus Start: Dueling Dizzies

Kateisms

"Mom, you need to go to work today!" Me - "Why do you want me gone Kate?" Kate- "So I can play with daddy and do what we want." Me - " You can play with daddy when I'm here." Kate - "No we can't because you boss him."
Mom- Kate, what did you learn about in Primary today? Kate- The Priesthood. Mom - What is the Priesthood?. Kate - The Priesthood is an invisible rock. I don't know what it is made out of though.
From the bathroom, "Dad! I got the runs! It's poop soup!"
Kate's teacher ask her if she liked the Jonas Brothers. Kate replied, "No, I like the Kate Sisters."
"We are going to be FREAKIN' late!"